(Source: babbitto13)
Jamaican Creole
- USA: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl....
- JAM: Gyal, you noh dead yet?
- USA: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
- JAM: Lawd Gad... current lock awff again to rahtid!
- USA: This meal is not too bad
- JAM: Di food cyan eat
- USA: Where did you buy that awful bracelet Cindy?
- JAM: A weh yuh buy dat-deh big ole ugly bangle deh missis?
- USA: Hors d'oeurves?
- JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting yuh a gi me?
- USA: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof
- JAM: Hey dutty puss...come awff a di housetap before a buss yuh rass!
- USA: I think something is wrong with Susan. She might have the flu.
- JAM: Lawd Gad... obiya tek up Suzie!
- USA: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
- JAM: Lawd mi Gad, mi bruk up mamma stoosh crackry!
- USA: Aren't those pants a bit short?
- JAM: Yuh did expek flood or yuh tek yuh mezament inna wata?
- USA: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that?
- JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.
- USA: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that.
- JAM: Aye, buff-teet bwoy, tap fling up, fling-up mi bag dem suh man.
- USA: I wish you would quit lying.
- JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad.
- USA: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.
- JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!
- USA: I am waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long!!
- JAM: But wait, no robot naah run todeh
- USA: Get me a pop please?
- JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh..
- USA: It's time for a Perm.
- JAM: Gyal, yuh hed waan cream. Yuh noh si how it tough?
- USA: Yuck! This is nasty!
- JAM: Kiss mi neckback!! What a sinting tase bad an incipid!!
- USA: I wish you would close your mouth.
- JAM: Yuh mout come in like when grip cyan shut.
- USA: Girl, your acne is terrible
- JAM: Massagad, pickeny, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh..
- USA: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat.
- JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung.
- USA: I have a stomach ache.
- JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi.
- USA: These mangoes look a bit over-ripe.
- JAM: Missis, move fran in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh.
- USA: He has very large, full eyes.
- JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo
- USA: He has no manners.
- JAM: Him no have no broughupsi
- USA: Perspiration odour
- JAM: Him smell green
- USA: Poached (boiled) chicken
- JAM: Dat deh singtin nuh start cook yet
- USA: Oh, dear
- JAM: ee-eeeeee
- USA: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
- JAM: Di pickeny too dyam hard ears!!
- USA: He has a touch of Dyslexia.
- JAM: What a bway Dunce sah!!!
- USA: I need a bottle of Peptobismol. My stomach hurts.
- JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a washout yah now... mi belly bine up.
- USA: That man over there is missing his dentures.
- JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh.
#facts ^
LOve to do diss righh now !
(Source: fuckmaker)
When you`re in the middle of telling a joke.
& you ain`t even get to the funny part yet, but you`re already like :
“Na na, hold up, the funny part`s coming up.”
But your friend just stares at you…waiting :
Then when you tell them the funny part they don`t laugh. & they say your joke wasn`t funny.
You`re just like.
I`m funny bitch!
Don`t deny it.
(Source: loveandjealousy, via forevatheboss)
